Ok so i may have kinda copied this idea from
http://britishteenlass.blogspot.com/ but i dont think she will mind? :)
So heres some random questions ive answered:
1.Why doesnt Mc Donalds sell hotdogs? Well thats a hard one...but i think it must be the fact that they use real beef for their burgers sooo what would they use for hotdogs? :S
2.At the cinema which arm rest do you use? Both! then i get ultimate comfort
3.Whats the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Fancy ketchup uses real tomatoes
4. Can animals commit suicide? Yes if they are near a busy road
5.Who is Sadie Hawkins? No idea and cant be arsed to look it up on google
6.If Mars had a earthquake would it be called a marsquake? Probably not because aliens have their own language.
7.How do you handcuff a one armed man? Handcuff his arm to his foot
8.Why is it ok for dudes to slap other dudes bums in rugby but not in other situations? I didnt know it was?!
9.If a escalator breaks down does it become stairs? Yes ive had to climb them many times.
10.Why do british people never sound british when they sing? Same reason that u dont sound american.
11.What happens if u put a lightsaber in water? You die.
12.Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? I dont know,ill ask one....
13. In libraries do they put the bible in the fiction or non fiction section? Neither the bible has its own section!
14.Do bald people get dandruff? All signs point to yes
15.Why are all Harry Potters spells Latin when they are English? Sounds better.
16.If the FBI breaks down your door do they have to pay for it? Well i should hope so...
17.When lightning strikes the sea why dont all the fish die? Magic.
18. Do astronauts change their clocks in space when they go past different time zones? Nah they might forget one time and be stuck a few hours behind life forever!
19. If when a man and a woman get married they say "you may kiss the bride" what do they say when two men are getting married?? You may kiss your husband....simple
20.Whats Satans last name? Norris (Chuck Norris).
If you have any random questions you would like to ask me, please post them in the commet section.