Random questions

Ok so i may have kinda copied this idea from http://britishteenlass.blogspot.com/ but i dont think she will mind? :)
So heres some random questions ive answered:
1.Why doesnt Mc Donalds sell hotdogs? Well thats a hard one...but i think it must be the fact that they use real beef for their burgers sooo what would they use for hotdogs? :S
2.At the cinema which arm rest do you use? Both! then i get ultimate comfort
3.Whats the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? Fancy ketchup uses real tomatoes
4. Can animals commit suicide? Yes if they are near a busy road
5.Who is Sadie Hawkins?  No idea and cant be arsed to look it up on google
6.If Mars had a earthquake would it be called a marsquake? Probably not because aliens have their own language.
7.How do you handcuff a one armed man? Handcuff his arm to his foot
8.Why is it ok for dudes to slap other dudes bums in rugby but not in other situations? I didnt know it was?!
9.If a escalator breaks down does it become stairs? Yes ive had to climb them many times.
10.Why do british people never sound british when they sing? Same reason that u dont sound american.
11.What happens if u put a lightsaber in water? You die.
12.Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar? I dont know,ill ask one....
13. In libraries do they put the bible in the fiction or non fiction section? Neither the bible has its own section!
14.Do bald people get dandruff? All signs point to yes
15.Why are all Harry Potters spells Latin when they are English? Sounds better.
16.If the FBI breaks down your door do they have to pay for it? Well i should hope so...
17.When lightning strikes the sea why dont all the fish die? Magic.
18. Do astronauts change their clocks in space when they go past different time zones? Nah they might forget one time and be stuck a few hours behind life forever!
19. If when a man and a woman get married they say "you may kiss the bride" what do they say when two men are getting married?? You may kiss your husband....simple
20.Whats Satans last name? Norris (Chuck Norris).
If you have any random questions you would like to ask me, please post them in the commet section.

shopping! again!

Lol well me and my friends went shopping again...for about the 4th time in 3 weeks (but i still ended up spending £40) as usual lol. We catch the bus into town and theres always one point (normally the same point) in the journey that i think "why didi i even get on?" lol but only in a jokey way. Normally we have a bit of a disaster in Mc Donalds with ordering, because we usually order the wrong thing or wrong amount of things lol but this time we got it all right :D! Until we got to the Orange shop, now we think we must have some kind of curse with the Orange shop because whenever we go in there,something always goes wrong like this time.....My friend needed to buy a memory card so we went up to the desk to pay and the man had to put it in her phone, and while she was paying for it me and my other friend just started laughing and we couldnt stop,firsty the man at the till said "are you ok?" to me and my freind and we replied with a giggley "yes" lol then we just started laughing more and he said "have i got something onmy face??" we replied "no no" and then the other man at the till started laughing and in the end we thought it would be best that we leave but as we were walkng out the door the mans shouted "get well soon!" to us LOL!!

well..

Wow i havent written on here in a while...well the 28th of july was my birthday and once again i met up with my friends and we had a picnic down at the park.One of my friends had the not so brilliant idea of putting our pizza in tin foil and when we opened them it way all slimey lol! and yesterday i were painting my room ive got it brght pink and lime green! :D its really cool

3 day sleepover

phew! i just got back from a 3 day sleepover! the first day we slept over at my friends house and then went shopping the next day and spent alot of money :D and then we slept over at my house and went to a theme park the next day and then we slept over at my  other friends house and just messed around the next day. what a week!

enrichment week 5

well its the last day of school and we went to a theme park :D we went on all the rides but got rather wet on the log flume lol! We also pulled funny faces for the cameras on the roller coaster and tried to scream like men! :D Happy summer holidays ppl!

enrichment week 4

We went to the zoo today, it started off rubbish with one of those educational talks and to make matters worse all my friends were grumpy and hungry... but then we went to get some food and they were all happy again lol :). We chased peacocks and went "awww" alot lol but by the end of the day we were getting bored so we decided just to sit down on a bench and people watch but really,most of the people were staring at us! lol we were talking very loudly and laughing so much and then dancing around lol.

enrichment week 3



The goats beard lol




On the baby rides lol

 Today....was a boring day. We went to a boring country life farm place (for 2 year olds) but as usual we all managed to make it fun. My friend fell in love with a clock lol, we plaited a goats beard, rode on all the baby rides,got spat on by llamas and then sat in the cafe and annoyed then man working there lol! :)